ghajini

tek,ku nangga tb...p,sikda ceta best..tiba2 tv2 tek,cam ada movie..alu aku tangga la..uuuu!~ aamir khan..saya suka aamir khan...tangga jak la.layan punya layan,alu lekat ku nangga ceta tok sampe abis...

tajuk nya ghajini..ghajini ya sebenarnya adalah ketua mafia la tek lam ceta tok...nya menjadi sasaran aamir khan@ Sanjay Singhania sebab nya telah membunuh kalpana iaitu tunang si sanjay tok tek... sanjay mulanya tewas di tangan ghajini dalam pertempuran malam yang tragik ya,telah menyebabkan nya mengalami short term memory loss..nya akan hilang ingatan selepas 15 minit..sanjay yang pada asalnya adalah Chairman of a mobile phone service provider company, Air Voice...nya kira bisnesman yg kaya raya lah tek...

kalpana,secara tidak langsung terlibat dgn cdak samseng ya sbb nya dh tauk muslihat mainan kotor cdak ya dlm menculik nembiak dan menjual organ kemudian di jadikan pelacur...bila samseng ya tauk,nya mok bunuh kalpana,sbb kemungkinan besar kalpana akan membocorkan rahsia ya ngn urg lain..(samseng mmg pengecut!)..tym samseng dh nak bunuh kalpana di rumah apartment kalpana,sanjay baruk balit dr bisnes vacation nya..tym ya la pergelutan berlaku..

(15 minit terakhir yg intense)klimaks cerita tok...babak sanjay membalas dendam...happy ending,sbb nya berjaya bunuh ghajini....heheh....

nya ngn 2nd wife nya,kiran rao

mungkin rame yg suka chinese look or whatever la nak...p,aku suka pakistani look..tp,sikmok la bangla..=P....d'oh!....n aamir is a muslim....suka x bermakna aku berkareh crik urg muka tolen2 kedak ya...just a thought..

lamak da sik nangga hindustan...aku mmg minat ngn aamir khan sejak dr cerita mann..lakonannya amat berkesan...nyuruh air mata ku meleleh jak..tangkap leleh la kata urg....charming factor nya cgek la...=P..layan hindustan malam2 nang best..

.::..if it doesnt kill you,it'll only make u stronger!~..

nikah in+ kekah myra ngan ayad

wah3..banyak na event ari minggu ya tek eh..sik sempat nak update lam blog..leka kulu kilir ke kuching...angol nyawa i tok...[-_-]......sik sempat nak ambik gambar nya ngn bininya..sbb bergaut ke kuching gik pasya..marathon apa tuk..??? makan banyak eyh tym pengilan...nait sekilo alu..adeh2..

tokla gambar2 yang diambik tym di lunduk ya...

tym kezen ku berjalan nak ke rumah pengantin perempuan...nak ne sorang la pengantin tok..sm jak baju pengapit tok.????ahahah

udakku ngegeh juak nak bergambar..

miak paling hensem kt majlis ya! aniQ~~~ ..anak kazen ku

pelamin...

biasala..pebret kiddo ku tok..harus ada aksi nya!

pasya,g kuching untuk agak biak demok tok!~

cumel!~
and...meet amyra~

amyra: udak..amik gmbr mek..aju~ and then irfan came up..from no where


amyra: uh.oh..(keruk)
irfan: c'mon sweetheart.lets take a pic together!~
(luks like sum1 didnt expected a companionship)


amyra: stil keruk(play my best behaviour)
irfan:~~

after a few snaps...

(-_-').....

lepasya,aku kuar joging kt civic centre...and main buih2...

dan sungguh penat hari itu!~..

apam gula hangus

eyh...bukan nya hangus..ya nang namanya la...
nama2 lainnya adalah seperti

honeycomb cake
kek sarang semut

ya jak,setakat yg ku tauk la ah..=)

resipinya aku dpt dr internet...sik ingat sapa mpun...

tokla hasilnya...


bukan dr urang tok nak kat link debah tok ,tp,resipi nya sama la...aku potong melintang..=)..yala aku mpun sarang ya sik nampak gilak..=)..
apa pun,jadi kek aku tok.nyaman la...habis dimakan cdak umah..kejap jak
..

resipi kek kukus sarang semut

so,selamat mencuba....polah skali terus jadi...piece of CAKE!

im just curious whether Christopher Masterson who plays Francis in malcolm in the middle are the same person who plays barney in sitcom "how i met your mother"..
so,i ask Mr.Google...

apparently..they are NOT the same person.
ahahah(tetak ngn dirik pun)..
but they sounded like they are...ahaha...

Neil Patrick Harris plays Barney in How I Met Your Mother sitcom series
the one with so many crazy ideas and wearing smarties all the tym.=P

and this one is Christopher Masterson who plays Francis,the older bro of malcomn,reese and dewey in malcolmn in the middle..the roles r pretty similar actually...in a sense of stupidity and spontaneous action. maybe i shud put it in a gud way...ahaha..like..???LOL..funny..??yea.think so~
okey..their smile maybe...right..?
n the hair color...and face shape..and body shape,height maybe..ahahha..crazy..

altho they confused me lot..they're stil not my favourite..=P..just curious..=)

wednesday nite

lets see wut am i doing on wednesday nite....=) its my favourite nite...because.... i can watch my favourite... one n only! american dreams!(dan csi) hehhe

mind u,aku ambik kedirik gmbr tok okay..=P.. and...the rest of the night...aku polah choc fudge pudding...jell o..=)..selepas lamaknya bertangguh...ahernya,kupolah jua...engkah susu ya lam petiais lok,sbb instructionnya mdh,with cold low fat milk.=)
boleh makan mun dh sejuk and then,i.... massaging kaki i tok..baruk nak ngambik gmbr..
aku ngah massage,ya nya gegar2 ya..=)
tok kali ke 3 massage kaki k benda tok..best la juak...so-so jak..kedong mak ya berbeli,sik dipake,nak ka marak jak..apa agik..fully utilise la oh..=).. ariya i pake susu...tok!k rendam kaki i...
ahahha...tok x kenak..?..sbb,aku sik suka susu segar tok..pike nyaman tek....pelik kali rsnya..nama juak susu segar nak..madi nya sik diminum dh nk expired..aku pun dgn kreatipnya ngengkah susu tok cmpur air ke rendam kaki ku.. amzing aih.. lembut kali jak kaki ku pasya...p,aku cuci k sabun dikit la sbb susu segar tok,baunya sik enak..mcm bau susu manusia juak la..(eyuck!)... aha..buat pengetahuan takorg...aku beli susu segar tok kt choice premier dgn rega yg kt atas ya..=)..setauk aku kt cya jak da jual..
ha....sik perlu ku pdh lebih lanjut gik..=)

KU TAK LAKU LAKU

pathetical and boredom does make a perfect match for someone who hasn't got employed yet to create something beyond craziness and wut can i say,stupidity....hahaha...

i am pathetic..=P

pernah dgr lagu tok sik?(b4 tekan play,make sure,pause lok radio kt blog aku tok)=))




lagu tok namanya cari jodoh dari wali band.

haha...tok liriknya dialter oleh aku...

namanya CARI KERJA-EJA

Apa salahku apa salah CV KU
Hidupku dirundung pilu
Tak ada yang mau dan menginginkan aku
Tuk jadi pengobat pilu
Tuk jadi penawar rindu
Tuk jadi MAJIKAN AKU~~~~

*
Timur ke barat selatan ke utara
Tak juga aku berjumpa
Dari MUSIM DUREN HINGGA MUSIM RAMBUTAN(so ironic)(musim dabei ke musim cempedak)
Tak kunjung aku dapatkan
Tak jua aku temukan
Oh tuhan inikah cobaan(maybe la nak..)

**
Ibu-ibu bapak-bapak
Siapa yang punya VACANCY??
Bilang aku aku yang tengah malu
Sama teman-temanku
Karna cuma diriku yang TAK LAKU LAKU

***
Pengumuman-pengumuman
Siapa yang mau bantu
Tolong aku kasihani aku
Tolong carikan diriku KERJA UNTUKKU
Siapa yang mau

Back to *, **, ***

Ibu bapak punya BEKENSI
Bilang-bilang aku aku yang tengah malu
Sama teman-temanku
Karna cuma diriku YANG TAK LAKU LAKU.

okey,,sila la berTEDAHan ngan aku..yang sik laku laku tok~~~sob sob
ahahah..sekdalah..tok sekdala mena2 pun..k main2 jak..
ada rezeki adalanya..im not that desperate enough to get a job...i'm enjoying my jobless life at the moment...i dun give a S*** of some people who underestimate my capabilities....may ALLAH bless u people...=))

p/s...
i am not that stupid enuf to get down on my knees just to get a bloodyful JOB..and fuck u those ppl who got belas ehsan dr ur family members or sedara mara for a bloody fucking government position....shame on you people....=))...i'll show you assholes once i make my move...=))..
i've got a lot to offer..and its their loss to hire those bloody fucking unethical,with zero attitude level..gosh..wut world has gone into???..wear a mask,once u stepped out of the door,coz with that hideous face,u shud be be ashamed of urself..=))))))))...nuff' said..=)

NOW IM TALKING~~~

beday myra+raya aji

event:amyra's 2nd birthday anniversary date: 27th november 2009 birthday present: check!




beautifully wrapped.




other preparation:check!(it reminds me of party planner with david tuttera)

cake:makapak nya beli ofcourse.CHECK!~=)
its secret recipe choc cheese.kek nya padat gilak.cepat rs full.hadoh.
and her picture with the cake herself.terkejut kali jak muka

and her.again...
in upin ipin tshirt
...ngukur tinggi?
...
k... quote of the day!

the night before

the night before raya qurban,im helping mom to make nasik impit.

first,u have to cook the nasik.make sure air lebih sedikit because..we have to make it sedikit lembap..we are going to cook nasik impit,u guys...=P

picasa sux.hilang indh text nya.S**L eyh


(click yea,to enlarge)..
piss off because off picasa stupid2 dear picasa.&$%#%#%$@@!!!!

parcel

i received a parcel from U.S this morning..



lets see wuts inside..

yeay! my lipbalm has arrived!.its the lip smackers lip balm in cotton candy(pink blue one) and vanilla...hehe...and..the seller gave me a free stuff...

review(lipbalm):nice smell,taste.minty..love it!can wear it everyday.....A++++

a candy?..hehe...love it...altho im not so sure whether its halal or not...*sigh*

updated:im coming back with bad news.i hope so.(T_T)..that i may not able to have this candy as i read in dherbs.com ...

Sugar is produced by using high amounts of water, heat, calcium hydroxide (lime), carbon dioxide, and pork or pig byproduct (blood albumin and/or animal charcoal) to name a few of the things used to make this toxin called sugar.

Lime and carbon dioxide in and of themselves are toxins. During sugar's processing, it turns from a sticky black substance to a clear juice that is heated to remove impurities and after this process, it is bleached 'white' with chemicals derived from slaughtered pigs. Sugar is processed with pig blood which makes sugar non-Halal or non-Kosher.

I tell my Nation of Islam and other orthodox Muslim buddies that if they are consuming commercial sweets (and most of them are), i.e. Tic Tac mints, gum, candy bars, soda pop, and even their beloved famous bean pie, they are consuming pig byproduct and pig essence because if the product contains sugar, that sugar was processed in pig blood. Most of the time my words fall on deaf ears, but hey, I'm just a messenger giving a message.

its okay by me(no its not!)..i shud give tis one to non muslim.haiya..(T_T)..

so,ebaying for candy..NEXT!.heheh..i want this!

YUMMY!~

update: this one i believe its halal.check this blog:~ is it halal blog
10 minutes later: sik halal indah.penin2
check tok!
produk halal/haram di USA

so confusing lah!.haiya...maybe i shud get going with more and more researches...( -_-')

beras subsidi

tadik,ku pulang dr pasar lundu..aku,boby ngan mak.beli groceries..crik lah beras tek..nisik ada beras nasional ya..aku mala itok suruh mak beli beras amoi ya..sikmoknya...last2 beli beras apa2 ntah..rm22.00..g BS superstore,g kedei anak ah jak beli roti(nemu tunang kazen ku..rs pelik),g rumah cikgu abet(bekas cikgu tadika) meli kopok ngn mayar kopok nok utang riya..pasya mesmerized ngn customized kaca k nyimpan tapak mangkuk di rumahnya..urg indon plh..mahal kali jak..rm500+++..mak ku tek berminat,tp,sik jd lekak nengar rega nya..lgikpun rumah crowded gilak mak oi..simpan jak hasrat ktk nak meli benda ya..k rumah aku jak kelak ah...???ah?ah?ah?(kacak juak rumah cikgu abet ya lekak renobet)
(melelat)

aku tek nak ka lambat loading..dr waktu ku bangun ya ku dgr mak ngn bpk bercerita pasal borang2...sik juak aku phm2..ku pk ninek ku dpt bantuan dr kebajikan tek..duhal....bukan....nyo tok nya!

borang ya tek.....

isunya tek...kinektok,nak beli beras ya,kenak isik borang tok dolok,pasya,tunggu cdak approved..kekya,ada kad..kekya,mun nak meli,tunjuk kad ya,BARUK dpt meli beras ya...general idea nya lah....
tok adalah salah satu dr usaha kerajaan untuk mengurangkan kadar kemiskinan di negara kita tok...ada kluar lam MHI ariya pasal kategori miskin tok...

cek takurg website tok..dpt download rs aku borang tok

BLOG MOA (boh mls baca).hehe..

antara isu yg timbul oleh pihak pembangkang: misai merah blog

mun rs dirik ya kaya gilak,ignore jak la benda tok..beli ajk ktkorg beras wangi nok mahal2 ya...apa jak la beras nasional ya bg takorg.heheh..lain la mcm mekorg tok..ekonomi katakan~~~

chiao..

YOU KUTHRI!(bitch in tamil)

what about cursing?

A curse (also called execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or unhappiness will befall another person or persons.

cursing now is like somekind of a TREND,i must say...right,guys..?.
if we hate a person very much(because of what he/she did)...WE SHOULD CURSE!...right???
praying do help.a lil.but,most of the tym,it didnt.=)

lets learn how to curse in different languages!
lets see how filipinos curse!~

have problem with the html(which im not good at)
so,click these how filipinos swear!

so,i have this issues between me and my ********,because yeah..she has this pelik weirdo character..n wutever..i hate her...i also want to curse her the day she were born!.

i think as a filipino~cough*,i shud say,,,,,,

HEY ,ENGOT PUTA KA!..IGAO WALANG KANG PUIT!.KAININ MO TAE KO!..

translation: hey you're a stupid bitch!...you are buttless(yes,she is)...eat my shit!.hohoho...
love it...

wishlist : kitchenware

i am quite surprised how i came up with this myself..as putting up some kitchenware wishlist in my blog is just so not me (atleast not for now) ... just as i watched
(asian food channel)AFC channel:The Great Italian Cafe..

im so fond of this DeLonghi Primadonna Coffee Maker... just in case i want to get married or decided to..
u guys..please..i want this! as my wedding present..hahaha..
it is 96% fully automatic machine(coffee maker)..i gave the rate myself..since the other 4% is for our own efforts do the thinking and pushing the button and place the milk (or is it cream) at its place..bla..bla..bla...u know..if i say its 100% automatic,i would buy a robot then.ngeh3..get me?
i must say it will cost u about $2,305. USD.. and if u converted em to MYR..=rm7,801.27..
crazy right??the price...hurm...im sure my future husband wont let me have this....im sure i'll find another similarly to this..right..?.(' '_)..IM VERY SURE..

and another one that i've found on ebay..less pricey than delonghi's..much more cheaper..is... just the different functions~

MICROWAVE SMORES MAKER

check the price on ebay..: here ....im making my way quite clear to be an american's snack lover,oh?...i love buying imported products lately.. i've found it quite interesting,different/rare since i dun fancy typical thingssssss..apart from checking the 'halal' ones(yes...tis one is way sensitive)..,and just to meet a new environment since i got bored easily..be sure to buy a microwave oven first in this case..gosh..nvmnd..momy's always available...(lalala...singing happily)

n yeah..with that i ended my post...will be continued for the next wishlist..okayh????

p/s.. im no longer a 'caffeine people'..so i opt for decaf ones...i get dizzy/headache for A WEEK just because A SIP of nescafe..so i dun drink any coffee these days...mocha and cappucino are exceptional... the ugly truth huh?..yea..its me..wuts more to tell..=P..

these last few days...

wut im up to???

....polah dadih..and...

taking these pictures of her...



..ahahaha...

UKM grad to hang for murdering girlfriend

CERITANYA TEK~~~~
aku,mak,mira nangga tb rah dapur(dgn khusyu' nangga berita)
bpk ku kuar dr bilit komputer..
ngambik gelas,nak minum air(aokla..k apa gik,mun bkn k minum air nak...?)

(bunyi pembaca berita ya baca tek)
TV3(buletin utama):

"Graduan UKM dihukum gantung sampai mati kerana membunuh teman wanita"

picture:courtesy of klik:::Sun2Surf website.Malaysian Source For News And Lifestyle

bapak:apa ya eh???(kelam kabut)
nanyak mak ku kenak ngn berita ya tek...alu la....

"pranggggggg!!!!!!"pecah gelas ya..tergugok dr tgn nya..

tym ya juak la bpk nak mecah gelas.panas ati ku.sikpat ku konsentret ngn berita ya..
pa ku itok tek.lelah ku nyapu,ada jak sikpat ngga urg senang dikit..dh juak kaca nak...
alu ber lipar la aku tek...tkut kaki kenak kaca.
pa ku sikapat nangga berita tek..alu bukak tenet..

haie..berita sensasi tok.mesti googling...

baca la aku dr blog tok tek....klik::Gurindam Jiwa
pasya..ku baca la tok... klik::agenda daily

kesimpulannya tek
pengenalan:
...nama suspek ya irawadi muhammad
umo 27(ada mdh 28)..graduan ijazah Sarjana muda Ekonomi UKM.

allahyarhamah bernama Norzi Ayu Md Noor,27 graduan Ijazah Sarjana dalam jurusan Bioteknologi Genetik.. bekerja sbg Pegawai Penyelidik Institut Penyelidikan Perubatan Malaysia..

bukti pembunuhan:
pisok(typical)

tempat berlakunya/masa..:
No 2-1-6 Blok ST12, Pangsapuri Sri Tanjung, Jalan 7/1D, Seksyen 7, Bandar Baru Bangi antara pukul 3.30 dan 5 petang, 26 Julai 2004(that was like 5 years ago..im still in first year of diploma)

my comments:

GOSH!!~~~...i mean,wtf??? adoh...cuak,nait bola roma ku dengar cerita tok eyh...bahaya juak lelaki obses gya oh...duak2 ya pun 'graduan' silat gayung..mun perempuan ya nak melawan laki ya k silat dh cukup nak?... last2 duak2 sikpat konvo....apa la jd ngn tunang c mati ya?sikda cerita alu kah? adeh2..mintak jauh eh benda2 gitok.... mun suicide tek sikhal,tok homicide.. pa juak aritok tek ari CSI(crime time wednesday)alu la aku update pasal crime.ngeh3... p,lam csi,kejap jak setel kes nak o...(nama juak cerita)... kes tok tek,bahan bukti nya cgek jak,tp,yala 5 taun ngmbik ms....(i wonder)..
mesti ada kesah lain disebalik cerita yg disiarkan oleh media o???hanya tuhan jak tauk eh..wallahualam....apapun,al fatihah ngn kuarga arwah...doa2 la jgn jd ngn saudara n alang2 jgn la jd benda cmtok kt m'sia...drama gilak....ya bruk penangan cinta namanya oo????=)))..ngeh3... mesti c irawadi ya mdh gitok sebelum tikam mangsa...

"aku sikdpt,kau jgn hrp nak dpt juak...iyah!!!!!kill,kill,die,die!"..fair n square.....

(geleng2 palak)...apa nak jd la...banyak gik perempuan lain kt ukm ya..kacak na la juak si arwah 'norzi' ya,smpe sik ngelala lagik rempuan lain kt cya...adeh eh...(ada juak ku google crik muka cdak duak ya..netauk ada fesbuk ka apa...)hampeh..sikda...hurm~

advice:
mun ada ex bf psiko jgnla diam/nyewa sorg2.(cuba sedaya upaya crik housemate)
pasya,mun kenak threatened,lapor jak polis cepat2...
tp,yala tek,,bila dh ketentuan.ajal ya ssh juak nk mdh...al fatihah~
chiao~..

maintenance

guess its not the nite for me to let my fullest quality tym because..

YOUTUBE IS UNDER MAINTENANCE!!!!!!..its been a long tym since i havent heard of anything like "under maintenance" before..not since my graduation.. atm "under maintenance", internet at lab comp is on the "maintenance"..n of course, the mesin gedegang where i used to get my tins of 100 plus got under "maintenance" whenever i've always at the needed....we sure cannot blame anyone in this matter..technology does have it owns downs... (oh..how i miss me remarkable tym at the college)..i miss everything..(tb2 jak)

gosh..how long does it gonna take to get back to normal?..hope it wouldnt be a day..u know..24 hour...haiya..let just cross fingers and hope it will be back lyk in a second..??hahaha..im bein ridiculous here..am i?..


talking bout "maintenance"...i am classified as a "high maintenance" ones..i dun live it 'simply'..i live it by 'many'.. i have tis so many needsss. could u differentiate both words? i bet u could..
the thing is dat,lately im kinda addicted to this 'shopping online'..i must say,it kills off my pain..lyk wash away all my problem...or maybe flushed them way far from my sight.. aha..
thr comes my metaphor.. again n again...be annoyed ah?

the thing is,i've always want the best for my body that will include skincare,bodycare..and if i have my own baby,i'll get his/her the same thing too..its not guilty.i guess..and...the best product that i've done my research on is not apparently in my country...suppose i go online n problems solved!

JUST THAT it will only create problems if i dun have enough budget,or diverted the problem to my spouse.. be sure to do ur research first on that particular items before u purchase em online,because u r playing with the risk over here... get much information and details of the seller/supplier lyk their experienced in this field, the review and feedback from those ppl dealing with him/her in that matter of tym,or maybe u can just email the seller for the specific answers that u r lukin for...make sure u r knowledgeable of currency,postage and handling,the instructions,bla,bla,bla..bottomline,get urself ready..

those high maintenance girls out there,my advice is not to get urself


A SUGAR DADDY

No matter how desperate we were... just dun drown urself with anything like this..its not healthy

likewise, "desperate things does make u a fugly whore"..

guys..check out this tips.. found it helpful..kinda..wink*

top 10 signs u're dating a high maintenance girlfriend

i cant help myself

falling for LIP BALMS!~

im googling over the internet just to get me busy..but then,i bumped with my long last friend..n suddenly it becomes interesting n much more fun to lepak here until forever...lalalala!~
my best friend is definitely one and only.. makeup!....lippie!~
haha.
tis tym its lip balm addiction.. so,so,so,so cant get my eyes away from cutie2 lipbalmssss...
i wish i have huge amount of munny so i can just click,click and be happy...yahoooooooo!~
makeups r like drugs to me these days...haiyoh...someone please save me from drowning..=|.no.let me drown first.then u can saved me.okey?(ngegeh)

i've heard of chapstick,burt's bees,carmex,neutrogena,lipice and also avon.but never ever heard from LOTTA LUV's collection and also DAVID & GOLIATH ones....yikes..im so excited...

let me just show u these catchy names,packaging and of course..its lipbalms!..how cool is that?
gosh!
if u r opt for chocolatey mood..so here u r... luk nyaman isnt it?cool too~~~must have???naah..have to reconsider.ngeh3...if u wanna get this item,go for ebay or maybe mr.google wil do u a big help..

next one..my favourite!

catchy names arent they??..yikes..love it!...go for the websites to find more bout these lip balm...im just showing u some hints...the rest?go find urself..ngeh3..

takdak lagik kt msia tok jual lipbalm kedak tok aku rs...u dun have any option selain online...mun nak suruh aku beli,blh jak...tp,duit come first lah..ngeh3..interested?email me.ok?

this one is quite funny..and RARE....unless u want to be like him,do give it a shot for this lip balm. haha... do you? wanna be........

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NAPOLEON DYNAMITE??????

and if ur answer is..

(heck yes i did!)

u surely gonna buy tis lip balm..hahaha

remember his line...??

napoleon dynamite: uh.idiot!..familiar line...n wut does it gotta do with lip balm anyway?does it make sense?..uh..

if napoleon say's:you guys r retarded!
i will be probably say...these ppl were retarded!..hahahah...sorry...no offense...anyway...good marketing skills over thr..

chiao...(to be continued...)